I just realized that these cards are only what I find funny, amusing or light hearted. But since I don't have the "Universal Mind", here it is.
I think this is quite funny. If I leave a card out to look at for more than a week, it fits into my "light hearted" mode. And this one was received for this year's birthday and it tickled my fancy for at least two weeks.
The quote seems right out of a very bad mystery novel from the thirties. Can't you hear Humphrey Bogart saying that?